Transmutable

Ian Smith hangs around at Transmutable and acts like a CTO; strangely, no one has told him to go away.
His primary functions seem to be sitting in front of large radiation emitters, banging the home
row keys, causing patterns of one and zeroes to be formed, and complaining loudly. This complaining
is often related to the quality of tea available to him, but more frequently is about the lack of
an old-school, shotgun wedding between software development processes and the needs of actual